Praying For Ideal Husband/ Wife in New Year

Husband's prayers for an IDEAL Wife

Aisi apni wife ho,
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 25 ho,
Aisi apni wife ho....

Sadak par sab kahe kitni khoobsurat ho,
Bheed mein sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Banjara hills, jubli hills ya kisi ameer ghar ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.....

Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Hum mein tum mein kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
ye shayeri padne ke baad log kahe "tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.....

Kaash ye concept .0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kya haseen life ho...

Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho,
Kahin to aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho..... !!!

Wife's prayers for an IDEAL Husband..

Aisa apna husband ho
6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

Poem & Practical, Don't miss it (+ 18)

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...

Milking a cow


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