See you tomorrow

An old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been
sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to goin and meet with President Bush.

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same
Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides
here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no
longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you
understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said,
"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow, Sir."

Strange Ads

Party Puzzle (Old advertisements)

Answers at the end..

Question 1
Which brand used this jingle - 'Suno Suno ai Babuji...kahan chale?'
1. Nirma Washing Powder
2. Fena Washing Powder
3. Doctor Washing Powder
4. Ghadi Detergent Cake

Question 2
Which brand used he jingle 'Ab main bilkul boodha hoon ...goli kha kar jeeta hoon'?
1. Dabur
2. Bajaj
3. Vicco
4. Crompton Greaves

Question 3
The TVC went 'Dadi maa, dadi maa woh madari ke pet mein dard hai' Identify the product.
1. Dabur ka Hajmola
2. Dabur ka Pudinhara
3. Dabur ka chyawanprash
4. Dabur ka Pachan Choorna

Question 4
'Dekho beta yeh toh kudrat ki baat hai' What was this one for?
1. Kribhco Khaad
2. Nasbandi Yojna
3. Nirodh
4. Vicco Vajradanti
5. Family Planning Dept.

Question 5
The line 'Pachaas Saal ke boodhe ya pachaas saal ke jawan' sold what?
1. Thirty Plus Energy Capsules
2. Shilajeet Yauvan Vardhak
3. Zandu Pacharisht
4. 555 Shaving Blades

Question 6
'Match ki aakhri gend, aur yeh laga sixer!' What was follow up?
1. Palmolive da Jawaab nahi!
2. Yeh Andar ki Baat hai!!
3. Thodi si pet pooja, kabhi bhi kahin bhi
4. Natraj phir champion!!

Question 7
'Aur phir bhediye ne memne se kaha...' which actor did this famous ad for Vicks?
1. Vivek Vaswani
2. Shafi Inamdar
3. Jayant Kriplani
4. Jalal Agha

Question 8
'Aap apni biwi se kitna pyaar karte hain?' was the opening line for which product?
1. Hawkins
2. Prestige
3. United

Question 9
'Pehle bhojan phir bhajan; Pehle mangni phir lagan 'What did this jingle sell?
1. Gagan Vanaspati
2. Pan Parag
3. Mala D
4. MDH Masala

Question 10
'Sach much kafi bada hai!'Kya kafi bada hai?
1. Parle G ka naya pack
2. Naya Colgate
3. Lifebuoy
4. OK sabun

Question 11
Which product's TVC did this line open - 'Kya hua? Bachhi ro rahi hai.'
1. Dabur Pudinhara
2. Woodward's Gripe Water
3. 555 Mughli Ghutti
4. Johnsons Baby Powder

Question 12
Paintal plays a Jester or Vidushak in mime for this product.
1. Jenson & Nicholson
2. Gold Spot
3. Cherry Blossom
4. Vicco Ayurvedic

Question 13
The jingle 'Bade nazon se paali hamari banno' is selling....
1. Fair & Lovely Fairness Cream
2. Emami Cold Cream
3. Boroplus
4. Vicco Turmeric
5. Clearisil

Q1.-- 1
Q2.-- 2
Q3.-- 2
Q4.-- 5
Q5.-- 3
Q6.-- 4
Q7.-- 3
Q8.-- 2
Q9.-- 1
Q10.-- 4
Q11.-- 2
Q12.-- 3
Q13.-- 4

You can make many copies of this (ofcourse after removing the answers),and then distribute among all, and can set some time limit too(say 5 minutes)
enjoy,,

Boys Vs Girls.

Drawing a Lady from inside out....quite amazing

Drawing a woman from the inside out; someone put a huge amount of work into this. Click on the link and be prepared to be amazed!

http://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702

Praying For Ideal Husband/ Wife in New Year

Husband's prayers for an IDEAL Wife

Aisi apni wife ho,
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 25 ho,
Aisi apni wife ho....

Sadak par sab kahe kitni khoobsurat ho,
Bheed mein sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Banjara hills, jubli hills ya kisi ameer ghar ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.....

Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Hum mein tum mein kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
ye shayeri padne ke baad log kahe "tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.....

Kaash ye concept .0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kya haseen life ho...

Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho,
Kahin to aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho..... !!!

Wife's prayers for an IDEAL Husband..

Aisa apna husband ho
6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

A lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.

We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

SCRABBLE

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. Such nice anagrams..
(Wait till you see the last one)!


FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
When you rearrange the letters:

FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL
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DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:

SPARKLING DRIVE
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PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN
**************************

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN
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ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER
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DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT
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THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE
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GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE
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THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS
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SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME
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ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
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SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
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A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE
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THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE
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ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE
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AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER
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Poem & Practical, Don't miss it (+ 18)

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...

Milking a cow


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