Few good definations....
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Etc: A word to make people believe that you know more than actually you do.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Classic: A book which people praise but never read
Conference: A place where everybody talks, no one listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary: A place where "divorce" comes before "marriage"!
Tears: The hydraulic force by which musculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference 2: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Lecture: The art of transmitting information from lecturer's to students notes without passing through the minds of either.
Etc: A word to make people believe that you know more than actually you do.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Classic: A book which people praise but never read
Conference: A place where everybody talks, no one listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary: A place where "divorce" comes before "marriage"!
Tears: The hydraulic force by which musculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference 2: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Lecture: The art of transmitting information from lecturer's to students notes without passing through the minds of either.