Thursday, June 23, 2011


Few good definations....

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Etc: A word to make people believe that you know more than actually you do.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Classic: A book which people praise but never read

Conference: A place where everybody talks, no one listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Dictionary: A place where "divorce" comes before "marriage"!

Tears: The hydraulic force by which musculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference 2: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Lecture: The art of transmitting information from lecturer's to students notes without passing through the minds of either.

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